I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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