thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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