we have officially lost it.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
