My brain says no but my pants say off.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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