he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
areolas are like halos for boobs.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.