i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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