just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I need to sanitize my soul.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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