look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
