The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
