I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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