I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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