her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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