dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
only if we run a train.
done.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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