Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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