he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She bit a glass in half.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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