Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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