Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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