i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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