oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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