I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Randomize
