Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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