STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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