Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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