I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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