i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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