sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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