I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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