Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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