Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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