That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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