Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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