she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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