school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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