I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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