oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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