that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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