We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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