she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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