I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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