Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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