i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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