one two three fourrrrnication!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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