They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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