Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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