You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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