She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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