no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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