why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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