Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i will never coherently bang her
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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