Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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