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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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