i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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