therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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