i think my tv is drunk
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i just had sex bonerless
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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