smell my finger.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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