Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
operation have a gay friend backfired
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Drunk is not a location!
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