I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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