Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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