It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The uberlube is also flammable
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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