You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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