You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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